Garden Of Eden Buff Mugs

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

The first birthday gift.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

That's What Happens

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

The Family Joules: Part 22

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Filling the Missile Gap

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Military style hedgehog

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

COWMIKAZES

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

Plant Parenthood...

"Especially modified you say..."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."