Garden Lover Mugs

"Would you still love me if I was a human?"

"Harold's easing into retirement."

'Saline implants? That'd kill you! I'd take anything Rick says with a grain of salt- But I suppose that'd kill you too.'

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

"I've just spent ages making the garden look nice, so can you get out of it?"

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Actualities - 'I'd rather see a hurricane whirling through my garden than one of these devilish crinolines!'

"This one's so beautiful it's almost a shame to pull it out.-but then, a weed's a weed!"

'Oh. . . Flowers. . . I thought you said you were going to show me your amazing powers.'

'Best living statue I've seen.'

"The Joy of Mulch"

East of Eden, here we come!

Guilty Northern Pleasures.

Game time.

Overhearing the neighbours.

"Let's be quite clear, you've called me out 20 miles just to crazy pave this one window box?"

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

I love my dog!

'Finally we meet.'

The Queen and Prince Charles to job-share.

"Carol, is everything alright? You don't seem sluggish today."

Garden of Eden

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Botany Baby!

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."

A gap between the solar panels

Titan Arum

Monty Don

Let It All Hang Out In Celebration. . .

"What's all this about, Eve?"

Christmas Wreath

Sculpture

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

'I'm in way over my head in this pond!'

Billboards being used as garden markers in farm fields to show where certain crops are located.