Garden Gangsters Mugs

He's still not tawkin'... You want I should whacik him, boss?

HELL's TILLERS.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Bumble Bee

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

Biodiversity

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

Pesticide Bunny: Mom! Bunny is eating the pesticide sprayed grass again!

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

In paradise

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"These hostas are out of control!"

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!

"You spoil that plant!"

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."