Garden Den Aficionado Mugs

"Here's me, sitting in my spanking new shed chatting to good old Len the lawnmower."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Taking it easy

Mantis Love

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

The Fall of Gnome

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Lawnmower

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Nature Lovers

Et in Arcadia Ego

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Ecology

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

Rattlecornsnake

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.