Garden Chaos Coordinator Mugs

'It's marvellous how he always remembers where he buries them.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

The Baby Walker

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Quick, start the car!"

"The meeting will come to order."

Here and There Trays

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'Great Therapy!'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Riding School Chaos

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Bears going water skiing.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Kitchen Tetris

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'