Construction Chaos Coordinator Mugs

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

The Baby Walker

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Quick, start the car!"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"The meeting will come to order."

Here and There Trays

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Riding School Chaos

'Great Therapy!'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Bears going water skiing.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Kitchen Tetris

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"