Garden Centre Manager Mugs

Garden Gnome Sales Supervisor

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

'This is the vineyard the US government started 10 years ago, with $2 billion and a staff of 1,500. No wine yet, but I hear they've nearly got a slogan.'

"Strategic plan B: We chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables."

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

Mr. Tatnall's daycare "Just don't kill each other"

'Of course, now that we have turf, we'll need someone to protect it.'

Arctic Hothouse

'Loosing your job managing the community centre was obviously a blow...but luckily we have come up with a volunteering opportunity for you...'

Health & Safety Official Tester.

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

'With all the time you spend in the red, maybe you should change the name of this place to Chapter 11 Vineyards.'

'Strategic plan B: we chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables.'

"That's not our logo. That's the company's flowchart."

'I've found your niche, Wilson. I'm transferring you to our day care center!'

"Well, goodbye old friend. You were always there for me, obedient and loyal... The best husband I've ever had..."

Didn't that use to be Hogan's scrap yard?

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.

'...and this is our noisiest model Sir - just right for waking up the neighbours on a Sunday morning.'

A hiker in the wilderness encounters a suggestion box.

'Bugleweed makes a nice ground cover, and you don't have to set your alarm.'

Football fan

"This is my favorite photo of our autumn leaves."

Man to man about man at desk being watered: 'A bit of nurturing and he should grow into the job nicely.'

Grape vines think alike.

"There's been a 27% cut in our customer empathy budget, so you'll have to tell them to sod off."

Garden centre shopper please by 'Satchmo' gnome

'Four years, for a wine degree, from UC Davis...for this.'

"Hot sun, metal slide . . . not a good combination!"

Caliban Park

Child playing king.