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'I'm worried Tom has a drinking problem.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

You've Had Enough!

Beer Stall

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"I make it myself!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

'We'll take it!'

Just the one...

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"