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'I'm worried Tom has a drinking problem.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Beer Stall

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

You've Had Enough!

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"I make it myself!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

'We'll take it!'

Just the one...

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."