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Dray Cart in Motion

'How do I know that our filtration system needs adjustment? - Because this is our stout!'

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Fish hunting for men.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Beer Stall

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Beers

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'