Gaming Shepherd Pillows

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

Shepherd and eurydice

"Staff support"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Sheep dog late for work

Lamb Noise.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Sheep Ledger

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

The return of the four sheepskins

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Merry Christmas.

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"The kid's good."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

They can't all look like sheep butts.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."