Gaming Kings And Queens Mugs

The Royal Wii.

Any time is cake o'clock

"Surprise!"

TV jester.

'How about a game of cards?'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"You may now kiss the bride."

The Royal Wii

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

'So let me get this straight. Instead of our kingdom we now just have a horse?'

You only get your tonsils out once. Milk it.

Hi, mom. I see you've got your catalogs. Indeed. What vegetables shall I plant this year? Why should I care? It's your garden. True�But your front porch gets my surplus. Can you plant chips, cookies and ice cream? Tomato. Beans.

"Let me through, I've got an Instagram account!"

Royal Fridge Magnet

'No, I mean you really are playing with less than a full deck.'

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

'What's the score?'

Yeah, Bob, aces are low again.

'I am sooo tired: I only slept fifteen hours yesterday...'

'Bye. Sorry we didn't have king size.'

'Just be patient, will you? — our compuer is down.'

"My turn!"

"Sire, why sign the peace treaty now? In three more years we could call this the thirty year war."

'I can't believe you hired your National Security Advisor from Cratg's List!'

'A literacy program? -- you want everybody writing TELL-ALL books?'

Bathing Hut.

'Back off, creep. My boyfriend's got a black belt in karaoke.'

Remember, don't just LET me win.

Gamblers Anonymous

'Half bread and honey, and half blackbirds.'