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"Looks like we found the issue."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

(Camel paintings)

"I didn't spark joy."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

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"Don't open me, you fool!"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

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'Some joined up thinking is what we need.'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."