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'Crikey! Those second life avatars use as much electricity as an average Brazilian.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I didn't spark joy."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

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"Don't open me, you fool!"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

'Some joined up thinking is what we need.'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

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"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the Internet had never been invented."

Less is more.

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."