Gamer On A Caffeine Break Prints

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

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'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

Jenga!!!

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'You're lucky, Ted. You're the only one around here who doesn't get treated like a number.'

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Gamers

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

Bill couldn't explain it but every day around 3 o'clock he would hit the wall.

"Baldo's been staring at that video game for three hours. Is that normal?"

'Ever thought of early retirement?'

'I got this feeling I know who's gonna be the employee of the month.'

Management Training - "Right we'll take a quick recess for lunch and I'll see you back here in three hours time."

'A two hour morning break, a three hour lunch break... I'm totally exhausted! Can I go home two hours early today, boss?'

'We've listened to staff concerns about the need for more training.'

"They want us to work an extra two hours, so I'm either going to sneak out my office window or hide in the bathroom."

After a well-deserved coffee break Santa continues his tour.

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

Over-qualified?

"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."

"I'm looking for a memorable flavor experience at a forgettable price."

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.