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'OK, wait until he grabs the twenty bucks, then set the hook!'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Some card-game puns

Primitive magician

Candid Camera store.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Yoyo sheep

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Magic Tricks

Magic Tricks

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

High speed cinder block

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."