Game-time Gurus Mugs

"Honestly, I don't really start paying attention until the playoffs."

Church for sports worshipers.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"Stag poker"

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

Football team discussions.

Dummies Books.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

American Football.

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Fan-Centric Stadium

Pin-atas

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Kick! Go for it!

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).