Game-time Gurus Mugs

"Honestly, I don't really start paying attention until the playoffs."

Church for sports worshipers.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"Stag poker"

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Football team discussions.

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

American Football.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Fan-Centric Stadium

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"