Game Day Gurus Mugs

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Church for sports worshipers.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

American Football.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

The Rugby Throw Up.

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

'His wife is very supportive.'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

"I quit."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Fan-Centric Stadium

"Have you forgotten you're proposing?"

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).