Game Show Host Pillows

"I'm sorry, Jeannie, your answer was correct, but Kevin shouted his incorrect answer over yours, so he gets the points."

Pandemic Jeopardy

"You don't have to answer that."

A woman spins a wheel offering 'pie' or 'no pie'.

"We've voted you off the island."

Dr. Phil cranks it up a notch.

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

Prizes Include: A New Car, A Maui Vacation And The Grim Reaper

'No! The bully in Tom Brown's Schooldays was called 'Flashman' not 'Paxman'.'

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

"I'm afraid 'b*****d if I know' just won't do..."

"I'm sorry but the correct answer is not 'I'm sorry if you feel offended.'"

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

'Things even God could not know - for $400, Alex.'

"I'll take 'Jolly Old Elf' for $600, Alex."

Bob Monkhouse

End of the World

'...and contestant number 3 enjoys bushwalking, ballroom dancing and contestants number 1 and 2; welcome to...'

"No, I think I'm going to go for the fire extinguisher."

Red Wire of Black Wire?

'Talk about patriotism, folks. Meet Millie Perkins of grand rapids, who plans to donate her game show winnings to help pay off the U.S. budget deficit.'

'You won't go away empty-handed. We have some lovely parting gifts, including the fun, home version!'

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Mastermind - "You've chosen rail ticket conditions 1998-99."

Robert the Brucie.

Gameshows before the invention of the wheel. (Square of Fortune).

"Sorry, Steve, but Brad and I have voted you off the island."

"Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?"

Quiz Dunce

At the celebrity jobcentre...

"George, a photoshop user from London, is that your finalfinalfinalfinal answer?"

Mind versus matter.

"Angry or Hangry?

"Whitewater for two hundred, Alex."