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Real Hopscotch: 'A 12-Step Program for the addiction to scotch.'

Turn, turn and turn.

Theorbo

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Second lifeReal life.

"I'm still pre-literate."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Musical genres

Tourist

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

Spot the fur ball.

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Dancing woman

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

The Gong

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

Children playing percussion instruments.

'While on hold, press #1 for classical music. Press #2 for rock music. Press #3 for country music. Press #4 for...'

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

Punch Initials - P

'The Writer'

"Since it's Hispanic Heritage Month...I want you guys to hear the old traditional songs I listened to as a boy!"

Deadheads searching for a new band!

"I don't know my numbers yet, but I do know the alphabet. So when I get to 'J' I'll come looking for you."

'IRS Help Hot Line. While you're on hold for the next 23 hours, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '