Game Queen Pillows

Gamblers Anonymous

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

The Three Wise Queens

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Eldrow

Sweep the board.

Miss America IQ Pageant

Pointing.

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Balancing work and family

"I had to skip my workout."

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Clubbing

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

'Anybody for breakfast?'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Jungle Games

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

Yoyos

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

Rodney Dangerfield - Spot the Difference

The Royal Wii.

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'