Game Queen Pillows

Gamblers Anonymous

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

The Three Wise Queens

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Sweep the board.

Miss America IQ Pageant

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Pointing.

Balancing work and family

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"I had to skip my workout."

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

Clubbing

'Anybody for breakfast?'

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

Jungle Games

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

Yoyos

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

Rodney Dangerfield - Spot the Difference

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

Man playing chess from his parked car.