Game Officiating Mugs

Referee's Free Kick Pack

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Egyptian Football

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Why moms make bad refs.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

The Unsportables: Javelin Throw

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

'Now what?!'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'