Game Night Referee Mugs

"Okay, so the object of the game is to get into the most pedantic fight about the rules."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'How about a game of cards?'

Some card-game puns

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Perils of the double play.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Why moms make bad refs.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."