Game Night Entertainer Pillows

'Dr Yomp's laxatives works for you, and loosens up the slots at the casino!'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

'How about a game of cards?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Some card-game puns

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Perils of the double play.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Slug roulette

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Playing cards.

'Checkmate I think!'

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."