Game Night Competitor Pillows

"You're a damn sore loser, Lee."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Dogs and their thoughts

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Slug roulette

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

Playing cards.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Phil uses all seven tiles in Scrabble and ascends to heaven

'Once again, I fold.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Biliard Enthusiast

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?