Game Face Specialist Mugs

Face painting.

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Face painting by numbers.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Clown Face Painting

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

Face painting - children have no faces

Solitaire card shark.

Face painting children with no facial features.

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'I need you to reassure the investors. Can you keep a straight face?'

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

Casino plastic surgery...specializing poker faces.

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

"If he has a tell, I haven't found it."

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.

When the breeder sold Steve ‘a great game dog,' he didn't mention that the dog's great game was on-line poker.

'I love working with my hands.'

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."

Grimace

WIZARD OF ODDS...gambling, lottery consultant.

'My mind's gone blank.'

Texas Drop 'Em.

Disagreeing with the ref's decision.

"He either has a great hand or I have unresolved feelings about my mother."