Game Day Coach Potato Gifts

"You have your national pastime and we girls have ours!"

Church for sports worshipers.

Go team!

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."

American Football.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

Strive to win!

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Football supporters.

The Rugby Throw Up.

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."