Game Day Coach Potato Gifts

"You have your national pastime and we girls have ours!"

Bowled over again!

Church for sports worshipers.

Go team!

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."

American Football.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

Strive to win!

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Football supporters.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

The Rugby Throw Up.

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."