Gambling Dreamers T-Shirts

"We're still pre-rich."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

STRIP Hambone: Betting on horse racing with the company payroll

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

'We're reconciled-thanks to the Lottery rollover!'

'Has anything changed since your Dad won the lottery?'

An affair to remember.

'...here are this week's lucky fur balls.'

'Since stocks are so wacko now,I'm advising clients to go with their lucky numbers on lotto tickets.'

'Be careful! It's her first time winning the jackpot!'

'Do you think it takes 10p?'

'Hang on a minute, Mother...why does your care plan include me 'popping to the bookies' for you?'

-I once dreamed about carrots and peas,and then bet on two horses the next day called carrots and peas. Guess who won? -Who? -An outsider called mixed vegetables.

The Five Major Rule Changes in Major League Baseball.

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'

"Married a local musician"

Inventing the roulette wheel.

When Tia Carmen says... "Every misfortune you have carries in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck!" it means... "I didn't win the lottery last week, but this week that jackpot's mine!"

'My husband wants to see your most expensive diamonds.'

Gamblers Anonymous: 'Betcha I recover before you do.'