Gambling Dreamers Prints

"We're still pre-rich."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

STRIP Hambone: Betting on horse racing with the company payroll

Born to rock.

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

'We're reconciled-thanks to the Lottery rollover!'

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

'Son, there's more to life than dunking, There's also making big money from ads, like Yao Ming'

An affair to remember.

'Has anything changed since your Dad won the lottery?'

'...here are this week's lucky fur balls.'

'Since stocks are so wacko now,I'm advising clients to go with their lucky numbers on lotto tickets.'

'Be careful! It's her first time winning the jackpot!'

"Married a local musician"

-I once dreamed about carrots and peas,and then bet on two horses the next day called carrots and peas. Guess who won? -Who? -An outsider called mixed vegetables.

The Five Major Rule Changes in Major League Baseball.

When Tia Carmen says... "Every misfortune you have carries in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck!" it means... "I didn't win the lottery last week, but this week that jackpot's mine!"

"We're going to use the 6.4 million pounds to purchase a terraced in a run down area of Huddersfield."

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'

Inventing the roulette wheel.

'Do you think it takes 10p?'

'Hang on a minute, Mother...why does your care plan include me 'popping to the bookies' for you?'

"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."

Gamblers Anonymous: 'Betcha I recover before you do.'

"No point buying our ticket here - the odds of them selling another big winner are ridiculous."