Gambler Prints

"If he has a tell, I haven't found it."

'Great poker faces.'

"I think he may have a system."

Slot machine - Early retirement.

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'Me invent the wheel!'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"Why don't you try a different style of gambling? Like Russian roulette."

'And you take the fall in the second quarter, okay?'

"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."

'You've become unbearable since you started working in that betting shop!'

"This fundamentally changes everything we know about elephants!"

'I don't like to take chances.'

Bob wondered why his odds had rocketed to 100-1.

'Remember the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

"Never seen a cow before?"

-"It would have been a photo finish..." -"Yes, but by the time our horse got there it was too dark for a photo!"

Careful Zeke... I think this guy has played before.

'Ha-ha, that's so random.'

The Cock Pit.

"I told you we'd lose the house."

'Lucky you! I see cherries!...No, wait. They're cranberries'

Kangaroo winning on a one-armed bandit.

'Ted, here, specializes in short term investments.'

A Good Bet.

'If I had only met you when you were still a heavy gambler, and I was still a bookie.'

Dinosaurs Playing Poker.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'So much for the wheel - Now to invent the CASINO!'

The Marchioness at cards

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Must you shuffle when you walk?'

'You may be right, my house of cards may have fallen down, but I have an ace up my sleeve.'

'Our new client wants to invest in high risk stocks, book my usual seat at the craps table.'

'Big deal. So you lost an arm and a leg.'