Gambler In The Clouds Mugs

"Geez, those guys on Cloud 9 got slot machines!"

'I don't like to take chances.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Better luck next time, kid."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

Worm Bed

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"Have you been scratching this?"

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

Solitaire card shark.

Unnatural Selection.

Blackjack: free lemonade!

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Leaving America to chance, the USA being eaten by a die

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'I think I'll raise.'

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

'What he lacks in speed he gains in nose.'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

Monkey casino study.