Gallows Humor Celebrated Mugs

"You'll like this aide's dry sense of humor...real bedpan delivery."

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"Without question the funniest patient I’ve ever lost."

'Hi, I'm Dr.Jones. Sorry about my little prank, but it saves us a fortune in enemas.'

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

"We have a favor to ask."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Chicken Funeral Planning.

"And the hiring committee was very impressed with your no nonsense attitude during the interview."

"Oh, don't mind me..I'm a little early. Just go about your business...pretend I'm not here.

Fresh Blood In Politics

"Wait, what?"

"So laughter isn't the best medicine..."

"Just between you and me, he was a road kill."

"A modest proposal: Why not arm the Trump administration for their own safety?"

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

'This had better be important, I'm in the middle of a conference call!'

'Sorry, we're shorthanded - please pass over the scalpel...'

'If I hear one more person say 'Just a little of the top' I'm going to lose it!'

"We need 6 last meals over at table 9."

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

Finish Line

"There, there. Try to remember how much he annoyed you."

'It's not that I'm afraid of dying, Doctor... It's just that I don't want to be there when it happens!'

"What a pro."

'I take it that it's not good news doc'