Gallery Rover Mugs

'Apparently it's been vandalised but no-one noticed.'

Larry's used art

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Culture Saturday

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Mr. Right!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

bird interprets modern art

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Misunderstood artist

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Cats at private view

Rodin's Browser

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Children's Art Show.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

The Rise of Modern Art

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Art Gallery.

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'