Gallery Goers Pillows

'I love the frame on this one!'

"I love his work, it's off the wall!"

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

Staff Picks in Hell

'Projectile painting.'

'I think it's an organic still life.'

'An interesting gimmick to get attention.'

'WOW! That's his best work of art so far!'

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

Silent Scream

Man puzzled by a question mark in a painting.

"I think what I was TRYING to say with this piece was that I wanted a new car. . ."

Larry's used art

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Well....I could've done this!"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Rodin's Browser

Cats at private view

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Children's Art Show.

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

I painted them all from memory.

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid