Gallery Browser Prints

'This artist must have really suffered! I'm getting stomach pains just looking at this.'

"I never truly appreciate my own work until somebody gives me money for it."

'With his work it's always best to stand well back - so you can't see it.'

Ha, Ha, Ha!

Pass

Larry's used art

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Culture Saturday

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Great British Eccentrics.

Misunderstood artist

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

bird interprets modern art

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Cats at private view

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Children's Art Show.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Rodin's Browser

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

I painted them all from memory.