Gallery Browser Prints

'This artist must have really suffered! I'm getting stomach pains just looking at this.'

"I never truly appreciate my own work until somebody gives me money for it."

'With his work it's always best to stand well back - so you can't see it.'

Ha, Ha, Ha!

Pass

Larry's used art

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Culture Saturday

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Great British Eccentrics.

Misunderstood artist

bird interprets modern art

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Children's Art Show.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Rodin's Browser

Cats at private view

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'