Galactic Humor Lover Mugs

"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."

Shuttle wash

Save Our Universe

'It's strictly catch and release, but Coconut Shrimp is great bait.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

First Contact

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

'Ms Grimski, prepare to invade earth.'

"Are there space-babes?"

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

Small laughing space creatures.

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

Space Shuttle.

How's my abducting?