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Give up Gardening, I should.

Prize vegetables.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Deforestation.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Allotment

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"First time pruning?"

Cat Nip.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Yardless: Please help

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Cats and gardens.

Mother Nature

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

See you at the farmers market!

Climate Crisis

Botany Baby!

"Steamed vegetables."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

Do you have anything bigger?

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot