Galactic Giggle Master Mugs

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"More helium."

We stock ALL sizes...

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

"This computer program is very intuitive. It automatically calls me when you do something stupid."

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"I giggle when I laugh." "I pee when I sneeze."

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

Acupuncture clinic

'The Doctor will see you now. Here's your medical jargon dictionary.'

'Nothing to worry about, Mr. Jenkins, some people do have a mild reaction to the flu shot!'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

'Any history of extinction in your family?'

Tragedy and Material

Black Hole Corks

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."