Galactic Gasbag Appreciator Prints

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"...but, seriously..."

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

Friendly Green Space Alien

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

"This office is state of the art. Human error has been replaced by computer glitches."

"It's still in beta."

Perpetual Motion.

Look...a friendly face.

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

Michelangelo's David

"Are you binge watching again?"

'This Valentine's, Ted and I are just giving each other more space.'

"Sorry. I'm molting."

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

A woman dips her feet into a pond.

'I have nothing against you being helium. It's your voice, Steven. Your squeaky, high voice!'

"Since this is your first offense, I'll just take your name off my Christmas card list."

'It's one of those evenings when I just open a can.'

'I can't find the 'any' key...'

Milky Way

"Not exactly the kind of morale boosting I had in mind."

"It isn't that I mind driving around, but I'm only getting seven miles to the gallon."

Human Cull: People who do a slow breast stroke in the fast swimming lane.

'I don't think we need to worry too much about an invasion -- they left the lights on and locked the keys inside.'

"Hey Ned, tell your ironmonger I like his sense of humour"

Impossible Possibility