Galactic Diplomat Prints

"Take us to your Mayor Bloomberg."

Statesman, Scientist, Author and Treky.

'How the intergalactic war started?"

Serious business

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

"Shoulda brought the weed."

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

Landing That Tough Account

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

"Take us to your diversity outreach consultant."

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

"It's inhabited and they appear to be friendly."

Good duck, bad duck.

"It was humiliating! First, he told me to beg and then he wanted me to roll over and pretend I was dead...so, I bit him!"

Advantages of Growing Older