Gag Enthusiasts Mugs

'My first drink since my accident.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Love is Blind.

"Static cling."

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'YAY! PATE!'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

Paul McCartney, The Surgeon - "I want to hold your gland yeah, yeah, yeah..."

"So, Jenny in accounting needs all reimbursement forms backdated to the first of the month, but Dave in HR said she's just doing that to create busy work for everyone."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

"Is it working?"

The Fart Side

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

Community College. History's a lot more fun if you think of it as gossip.

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

Cartoonist Checkups

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.