Gadget Tester Mugs

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Nerd tryouts.

Dawing your Cellphone

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

Bicycle sat nav.

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'E-books?'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Connected to Technology.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Two Generations of Readers

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Large print e-book.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"