Gadget Explorer Mugs

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

Note to self: Learn how to use Dictaphone!

"I shouldn't have to pay you for showing me how to record a programme."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Boombox

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

How Grandma Sees the Remote

Robot surgery.

Computer Crimes

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

Automatic swing machine

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."