Gadget Explorer Prints

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

Note to self: Learn how to use Dictaphone!

"I shouldn't have to pay you for showing me how to record a programme."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

Boombox

How Grandma Sees the Remote

Robot surgery.

Things that go beep in the night.

Computer Crimes

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"It's the new self-driving model."

Automatic swing machine

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."