Gadget Rescuer Mugs

"Let me through! I'm admin!"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Not that net!'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Google car."

Dog Walking Services

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Can our software do that?'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

That one has all the batteries!

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Hiding the electronics.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Crap from the future.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'