Gadget Philosopher Pillows

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Computer help.

Domestic Spying Drones

Information about information about information about information.

I think therefore I am.

Modern Portrait Gallery

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

Maybe I was wrong?

"What next?"

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

Myspace then and now.

'I see your site doesn't have a 'like' button. The good news is it doesn't need one.'

Ode to Nature.

'The internet has made me a more critical thinker. I'm critical of everything I see on it.'