Gadget Philosopher Mugs

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

Computer help.

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Information about information about information about information.

I think therefore I am.

Domestic Spying Drones

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

Modern Portrait Gallery

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

Rudy, is there life after battery life? I don't understand, Doug 2.0. If we have made our last computation, if our processor has expired. Do we ascend to some other network, a place without pop-ads and spam? Are you sick, Doug 2.0? Are you dying? Negative. It has contracted a terrible, irreversible virus. Oh! Your laptop has died and you want to know if it's going to heaven. Will it look down on me and still track my movements? How a geek mourns.

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

"According to google, yahoo and bing, the meaning of life is 'more data space'."

Maybe I was wrong?

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"What next?"

I'm loving the phone hacking scandal. I love it when ne'er-do-wells use technology to steal personal information. Because you like when people suffer. No. Because I love it when technology is proven as evil. Spare me. Technology is not evil. People are evil. Computers don't hack people. People hack people. Macs hack, Macs hack! You watch your mouth, filthy human! Fight, fight …

Myspace then and now.

'I see your site doesn't have a 'like' button. The good news is it doesn't need one.'

Ode to Nature.