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Laws and mobile technology

'Court's in recess!'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

Jury Selection Today. Have any of you been friended by the defendant on Facebook?

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

Childhood Screen Addict

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

'The jury and our computers find the defendant guilty.'

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

"We're running late. Skip the brief, just give me the tweet."

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

The Internet...

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'

Cattle Drive Zoom

Computer Aided Divorce.

"I have a real love/hate relationship with email."

'Yeah, I still use old fashion Facebook. I gotta monitor what my parents are up to!'

"What this law firm needs is an app that can tweak the law in our favor."

'Brain surgery app.'

"If it please Your Honor . . . Your Honor? Your Honor!"

I guess you're pretty good at the legal mumbo jumbo, your honor, but I must tell you that your microphone technique is atrocious.

Early IT Consultants.

High Tech Mom

'Bailiff, would you please send a text to, juror #2 and instruct him to put his phone away.'

The Post Of Christmas Present

"Look at it go! Pretty cool, right son?" "Lamest. Drone. Ever."

Plug in Stethoscope

'The budget negotiators are meeting in a smoke-filled room behind closed doors - but one committee member is live blogging it.'

'What about her hair? Doesn't anyone care about her hair?'