Gadget-loving Friend Mugs

'You really need one of these! It's the latest craze!'

"My desk-top computer doesn't know what my back seat computer is doing!"

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

Robot surgery.

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

"It's the new self-driving model."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Automatic swing machine

"Home is where the WiFi is."