Gadget-loving Bookworms Gifts

Boy trying to plug headphones into book.

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"I guess that's the place for people too poor to afford a kindle, huh dad?"

Baby Potty Training Robot

Welcome back students.

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

My Youtube channel's taking off. Mine too, little buddy. You have a Youtube channel? Of course, it's got 12.8 million subscribers. I accompanies my best-selling MANuals book series. I post a video per day. There's "Pickup Artist Mondays," "Man-Grooming Tuesdays," "Relationship Escape-Artist Wednesdays" ... "Become an Alpha in Five Minutes Thursdays" ... "New Advances in Speedos Fridays," and "Using Quantum Physics and the Multiverse Theory to Explain Why that Lady She Caught You with was Actuall

'I self-published my e-book and uploaded it into 'the cloud'...but I'm not sure which one.'

Book computer

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

Man 'Gogols' the Overcoat.

Today 5 -7. Meet the eAuthor.

My mom says this story is a "real page turner." I have no idea what she means by that.

It's odd reading about Gutenberg, the father of the printing press in an e-book.

Man reading a tablet in library.

'He's in the library.'

Have the author sign your kindle...

"Curling up with a good book is one thing, but now you're taking a shelfie?"

The over-the-counter versions

I never finished our book. Me neither. I was reading another one. Me too. Totally addictive. Then let's choose that one for next month. Great. Facebook works for me! It's bookmarked!

How to play violin while reading a book...

'I've bought all your books online, can you sign my e-book?'

"I'm sorry. Am I reading too brightly?"

Check out my new e-reader. This thing is sleek, and fast. Aha! What? How can you say you don't like books> This is just a digital book device. So you like reading after all? Reading? What do you use it for? Downloading books I buy on impulse, looking at the first few pages, moving on. So, so, so sad and true.

Tablet library.

'And so, you can see from the books behind me that I am not an ignoramus, as some of my political opponents claim.'

'What the...?!' 404 ERROR!

What you don't know can hurt you --- Jennifer just slugged me with her algebra book.