Gadget Guru Of The Graveyard Prints

Touch screen for bio.

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

Den Furniture

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

'Sorry to call you up early Steve, but our network just crashed.'

Man digging real grave for Halloween.

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

The Blackberry

"Fifteen years of my life developing a computer that can tackle seemingly impossible calculations and now you're telling me there's an app on your phone for this?"

"He's on a digital detox, they stop him fidgeting with his phone."

'He drives an electric car, reads electronic books and smokes electric cigarettes but he won't move on from his betamax video recorder.'

Early IT Consultants.

Here Lies Edward Lamb - Husband, Father & Estate Agent.

"I can tell you exactly what he was compensating for."

'Everyone turn to psalm 23 on his or her e-reader.'

'Turn left, turn right, dig here.'

"I never thought I'd miss ringtones!"

A moth with a palm pilot.

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"I can't call nobody on this newfangled dang cellular telephone!" "That's the TV remote, Roy."

"This is the new 'fitness laptop.' It's so large, dragging it around is a great workout."

'...and what does my stupid cre get me for my birthday? A PALM PILOT!'

"He just asked me how to set an alarm on his phone. Since this is a tech school, I'm guessing he's here on an athletic scholarship."

"This old calculator is missing the multiplication symbol."

'Honey, have you seen my phone charger?'

"Wait, you can recharge them?"