Gadget-free Enthusiast Mugs

"Well, it might interest you to know that 'running naked' means running without a watch or iphone."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Dawing your Cellphone

Bicycle sat nav.

'E-books?'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

The secret lives of household things.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'These new metal detectors are great!'

Desert wifi

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

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